Priceless!!!

Paris Hilton came to David Letterman's show to promote her new perfume, clothing line, movie, bla bla. But Mr. Letterman, who is now my new hero, had other plans for her. For the first 6 out of 8 minutes of the interview he humiliated her with questions and remarks about her jail time, with the audience cheering and encouraging him to go on. I think these were the longest 6 minutes of her life. Even in jail time went faster for her. After 4 minutes she said she didn't want to talk about it anymore, but Dave wouldn't shut up: "See, that's where we are so different. This is the only thing I want to talk about!". Paris got upset and angry, as the interview didn't go the way she planned it. I honestly thought she was going to break and start stomping her hobbit feet on the ground. I was almost right. Paris tried to smile and look indifferent, but as we all know she's a bad actress. She started looking around and wiggling her leg back and forth and finally made a sad puppy face that made Dave stop and drink the perfume she brought (that's right!). David Letterman clearly dislikes Paris Hilton very much and couldn't suppress his feeling this time, and for that we love him.
P.S: Check out Dave's reaction to a guy who screams "I love you, Paris" from the crowd. Pure classic!