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Monday, October 8, 2007

Life Is A Porn Soap For Pamela


"Many people say that Pamela Anderson would be nothing without her boobs. That's just not true. She'd be Paris Hilton".
The above pearl of wisdom from over two years ago belongs to Sarah Silverman. Last Saturday Pamela Anderson actually became Paris Hilton a little more when she married Rick Salomon, the director and the male lead of "One Night in Paris". Unfortunately for Rick, Pamela already has a sex tape on her own. More bad news for Rick: After closely watching both of the movies, I can honestly conclude that Tommy Lee is a better director, cinematographer, performer and he also casted a better looking actress (which is what really matters in porn) than Rick. Some good news for Rick: he is married to Pamela Anderson, which is a big improvement, to be more precise, D-Cup improvement despite his last actress.. More bad news for Rick: she's getting old and will probably divorce him soon for someone even more talentless, maybe Kevin Federline. Good news for Pamela: her second home video will hit the stores very soon.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

She is quite sexy.