After 8 years of suffering, the American people finally elected the president they wanted, someone who they can be proud of and show him off to the rest of the world.
Now that the hard times are behind them, they can go back doing what they do best - judging celebrities. The latest victim is the singer/actress/underage tease Miley Cyrus, who came out jogging one morning with her boyfriend and, oh dear God!, wore a low-cut top that exposed the bikini she was wearing underneath. Apparently, a 16-year old dating a 20-year old is OK, but showing a 16-year old cleavage while jogging is absolutely out of line. Like that is the reason for the world economy crisis.
I can go on and on for hours talking about teenage breasts and their contribution to the world without risking jail time because the Internet is a free net, but my words of joy will never make a difference. People will always talk and express their disgust at people more successful than them. Maybe this is the reason celebrities exist. But enough with being philosophical. When looking at the multiple teenage starlets that the industry has to offer, Miley Cyrus is the only one with enough reasonable talent and potential. There's a lot of work to be done, but she's on the right way. Though releasing an autobiography at the age of 16 is a little bit too much.