Paris Hilton, the highly socialized tramp, officially became nobody after her grandfather cut her from his will. Her share of the money is going to be donated. The reason for the cut is Paris's bad behavior in the past 25 years, which includes drinking, wild partying, a sex tape, bad movies, stolen nude photos, bad music, another sex tape, DUI and jail - basically just being herself.
This guy is a genius. He should get a Nobel Prize for this. Now she's actually going to have to work. As she can't really do anything else properly, I think we should expect another homemade sex tape very soon. I can already imagine her living in a cheap hotel or a trailer and eating junk food, thinking about the 60 million she'd lost.
UPDATE: What a surprise! As I was talking presumptions about her future, another Paris' home video surfaced on the Internet. Is this girl ever going to stop? Her pictures wearing clothes will soon become rare collectibles.
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