Save a Whale, Save the World

Hayden Panettiere seems to be everywhere these days with her big head and unproportionally small body, being nice and helpful. That's not like Hollywood behavior at all! She should stop. Meanwhile, she attended some dolphins and whales event in Japan, which basically involved her running around in a bikini. I don't think that's fair. Dolphins and whales probably don't care whether she's wearing a bikini or not. They don't even know there's an event being thrown just for them and their survival. Speaking about whales, Britney Spears is in trouble and needs help. Hayden is a big fan of Britney's, why not save her instead of dolphins?

Celebrities love pretending to be somebody else. Since they don't get to do that on their daily jobs, Halloween is just the perfect holiday for them. Teri Hatcher here, God bless her, dressed up as the queen from Alice in Wonderland, but rather looks like a drag queen.

Paris Hilton shocked everyone again when she got dressed like a slut, two times, or was she just going out? Her dress says "Alice", so I guess it IS a costume.

On a totally unrelated note, this is not a Pamela Anderson costume Halle Berry wearing. I know it looks like she got dressed up as boobs, but she didn't. Pregnancy really makes her look... smart.

Life Is A Porn Soap For Pamela

"Many people say that Pamela Anderson would be nothing without her boobs. That's just not true. She'd be Paris Hilton".
The above pearl of wisdom from over two years ago belongs to Sarah Silverman. Last Saturday Pamela Anderson actually became Paris Hilton a little more when she married Rick Salomon, the director and the male lead of "One Night in Paris". Unfortunately for Rick, Pamela already has a sex tape on her own. More bad news for Rick: After closely watching both of the movies, I can honestly conclude that Tommy Lee is a better director, cinematographer, performer and he also casted a better looking actress (which is what really matters in porn) than Rick. Some good news for Rick: he is married to Pamela Anderson, which is a big improvement, to be more precise, D-Cup improvement despite his last actress.. More bad news for Rick: she's getting old and will probably divorce him soon for someone even more talentless, maybe Kevin Federline. Good news for Pamela: her second home video will hit the stores very soon.

Priceless!!!

Paris Hilton came to David Letterman's show to promote her new perfume, clothing line, movie, bla bla. But Mr. Letterman, who is now my new hero, had other plans for her. For the first 6 out of 8 minutes of the interview he humiliated her with questions and remarks about her jail time, with the audience cheering and encouraging him to go on. I think these were the longest 6 minutes of her life. Even in jail time went faster for her. After 4 minutes she said she didn't want to talk about it anymore, but Dave wouldn't shut up: "See, that's where we are so different. This is the only thing I want to talk about!". Paris got upset and angry, as the interview didn't go the way she planned it. I honestly thought she was going to break and start stomping her hobbit feet on the ground. I was almost right. Paris tried to smile and look indifferent, but as we all know she's a bad actress. She started looking around and wiggling her leg back and forth and finally made a sad puppy face that made Dave stop and drink the perfume she brought (that's right!). David Letterman clearly dislikes Paris Hilton very much and couldn't suppress his feeling this time, and for that we love him.
P.S: Check out Dave's reaction to a guy who screams "I love you, Paris" from the crowd. Pure classic!