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Saturday, December 29, 2007

Why Wait?


Jamie Lynn Spears have always wanted to be like her older sister. But it took Britney over 8 years to become the huge, huge success that she is right now. She became famous for her music and anti-premarital sex propaganda, but soon gave up on that, dated Justin Timberlake, married Kevin Federline, had two kids, divorced, and now she is a single mom (if she ever gets her kids back) at the age of 25.
Jamie Lynn didn't want to do all that, so she had unprotected sex with her boyfriend, broke up with him and now she is famous, single, pregnant and only 16. Mission accomplished.
According to new rumors, the father might not be the ex-boyfriend, but a producer of Jamie Lynn's TV show "Zoey 101". Or the whole crew. Or a grizzly bear.
The executives on Disney channel are now planning a sex-education program for teenager.
It will go something like this: pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears will come out and say "Hi kids, always use protection", then Mel Gibson will come out and say "Hi kids, don't drink and drive and don't hate people for their nationality" and then Michael Jackson will come out and say "Hi, kids...". (That wasn't very nice of me. I love him).
Meanwhile, Britney is going out with a paparazzi photographer. He sure is going to get a piece of her. I think this the first time a paparazzi is dating a celebrity in order to get make some photos of her. It's like going swimming with a shark and then punching it in the face.