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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Jewish Sperm Is The Best


A couple like this can only happen in a movie, an American movie. In Knocked Up, a jewish loser guy, played by Seth Rogan who looks like Shrek, hooks up with and impregnates a very hot blond girl, played by the dreamy Katherine Heigl from Grey's Anatomy.
It looks like Heigl is getting typecast in roles where she sleeps with guys who look bad. Maybe she's doing it for charity. Maybe not. In Grey's Anatomy her current love interest is T.R. Knight, who is gay in his real life and looks like a teenage hobbit. It's like Elisha Cuthbert will always get captured and tortured in any movie she makes, or Ben Stiller will always play an idiot.

Bourne Ultimatum Is Awesome


As far as Hollywood sequels go, they rarely have any quality about them, mostly done for more money. Bourne Ultimatum succeeds in both. It's the best movie in the trilogy, and grossed tons of money. It's also the best action thriller of the year. I literally couldn't blink or move during most parts of the movie. Matt Damon and his stunt man are great as Jason Bourne. This guy is very cool and kicks some serious ass in the movie. And who could have thought Julia Stiles can look like Franka Potente?!

Monday, August 27, 2007

Grey Matters


After a pretty weak season and a great great finale (what can be better that a ruined wedding?), Grey's Anatomy is coming back next season as two separate shows. I have a strong feeling one of them will be cancelled by the end of the season. Private Practice, the spin-off for Kate Walsh's character, makes an impression of a show about nothing. The only interesting actress on the show besides Walsh, Merrin Dungey, who used to be on Alias, got fired because of "lack of chemistry". Like I said, this show is doomed.
As for Grey's Anatomy itself, some major changes are going to take place. In a stupid move by the producers, Isaiah Washington got fired for homophobic remarks he made towards T.R. Knight. All of the rest are staying, alone with their problems and each other. Meredith and Derek will continue having relationship problems (why can't these two just be together?). To help them separate, there is Meredith's sister, who appeared in the season finale and is played by Chyler Leigh, the leading chick from Not Another Teen Movie. Man, those Greys just keep on coming!

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Britney Destroys Her Career, Again


How stupid is Britney Spears nowadays? Lets see: she dated Kevin Federline, she married the loser and had two kids with him, she let her kid drive a car, she divorced Kevin Federline, she went out with Paris Hilton and didn't bother to wear any underwear so that the whole world could see her vagina, she shaved her head bald to match her vagina, she attacked a photographer, she got drunk and molested some guys, she attacked another photographer, she got drunk again, and the beat goes on...
Now Britney is trying to make a comeback and recreate some of the success she'd had when she was still innocent and pure. Her ex-boyfriend and now the enormously successful pop singer, Justin Timberlake, wrote a song for both of them to sing in a duet, and the track was supposed to be produced by Timbaland, the hottest producer in the business. That song would've become a huge hit even before getting released. But Britney canceled the recording at the last minute.

Lost in DUI



Bill Murray got arrested for drunk driving in a golf cart in Stockholm last Sunday.
The 56-year-old Hollywood star admitted driving under the influence, but the origin of the golf cart remains unknown.
That's sweet, Bill Murray trying to act like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton to get some attention. Dude, you are 56! I have great respect for this guy, but this incident is a huge blow to his reputation. And he doesn't do it right anyway - getting arrested for DUI while driving a golf cart is lame. He should've driven a car and maybe get involved in an accident. That's where the big money is!

Saturday, August 4, 2007

Harry Potter - The End


I thought that if I distanced myself from Internet gossip, I would be able to read through Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows without getting exposed to spoilers. I was wrong. Spoilers are everywhere. Even taking the bus, let alone talking to people, became too dangerous for me. Of course some of the plot twists eventually caught my naked ear and shot right through into my conscience, making me angry at myself for not wearing earplugs.
Now that the last book is over, I feel incredibly liberated. Now, I can spoil it for those still reading...

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Paris Hilton Is A Hotel In Paris



Paris Hilton, the highly socialized tramp, officially became nobody after her grandfather cut her from his will. Her share of the money is going to be donated. The reason for the cut is Paris's bad behavior in the past 25 years, which includes drinking, wild partying, a sex tape, bad movies, stolen nude photos, bad music, another sex tape, DUI and jail - basically just being herself.
This guy is a genius. He should get a Nobel Prize for this. Now she's actually going to have to work. As she can't really do anything else properly, I think we should expect another homemade sex tape very soon. I can already imagine her living in a cheap hotel or a trailer and eating junk food, thinking about the 60 million she'd lost.

UPDATE: What a surprise! As I was talking presumptions about her future, another Paris' home video surfaced on the Internet. Is this girl ever going to stop? Her pictures wearing clothes will soon become rare collectibles.